Some people ask “Do you carry a gun all the time?”
And I immediately wonder if I say “No” are they gonna draw & rob.
And I say “Not always but I do have one with me in the john”.
Whatever look they give is entertaining.
I sometimes explain that not all bad guys have seen the movie where the good guy is given a chance to “go for his gun”.
So I like to have one with me as I go.
Or shower.
Or shave.
Hey, I ain’t always sittin’ in here writin’ between the grunt and the splash.
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