Okay, Mr. Pierce- tell me a little about yourself.
Sure. Love to. What area would you like covered?
Show me how you would interact with other people in a hypothetical situation.
Oh, sure. That’s easy. Suppose I’m driving my wife to work in the morn like I usually do at 5:50 a.m.
Yes?
And we stop at a red light. A guy tire iron smashes her window to precipitate grabbing her for car jack leverage.
Uhh, yes?
Well- and funny you should ask ’cause I was just discussing this with my wife this morning.
Uhhuh?
O.K. I showed her how to put her thumb on her ear. Push the little bump part into the hole and hold it in there.
Interesting.
Then, while holding it in, put the palm and fingers over the cheek and eye. Here, see what I mean?
Yes, I see.
Then I asked her to do it with both hands at the same time.
Because?
Because while the BM- that’s Bad Man- the BM is trying to open her door and grab her I will have cross drawn a Snubbie, straightened out my forearm across her upraised forearms and pulled the trigger as many times as I can access my target or 5. Whichever comes first.
Oh!
The flash and stray debris from projectiles won’t injure her protected eyes and the bangs won’t hurt her ears when she is in the ready position.
My goodness!
You see, sir, I love my wife and her safety is a responsibility I respond to with the best of my abilities. Oh, and I got the idea of creating this position from reading on the net about porting a 2 inch barrel. Guy points out that the flame comin’ from the port holes if y’all use .357 Magnum full house loads, you know-factory stuff, will burn off your loved one’s face while the noise is rupturing eardrums.
Do you have this, this porting?
Naw- that’s just stuff I read about on the net. Sometimes it’s Poetry. Sometimes it’s- well, I just like reading. Gives me ideas I can put into use.
Yes. Well. Yes. I see.
Alright. I think I’ve heard enough. We would like to start you out on the shake machine. It has three buttons. Strawberry. Chocolate. And, of course, Vanilla. After some time- when you have learned that operation- you can move up to the fry basket position. Then- there is the top job. Burger Maker.
Does all of this sound like what you are looking for?
Boy, does it ever!
How soon can I start?